35 Incredible Bill Maher Quotes

I like the one where he says “It’s okay to be white.” I think that’s an awesome statement. I know that he’s being sarcastic but I also think it’s a good message to give to people. I’d like to see a lot more of that.

Bill Maher is known for his political satire and comedic commentary about a political world in which he is highly critical of conservative politics. He has also appeared on game shows, talk shows, movies, and television.

Bill Maher is one of the most famous comedians in the world. He is also an actor, writer, host, editor, and film producer. He is most widely known for his talk show called “Real Time with Bill Maher” which he started in 1993. He currently holds the position of Executive Director of the Bill Maher Progressive Super PAC.

Bill has some of the best quotes on the list in this chapter. Here are the most amazing Bill Maher quotes ever said.

35 Incredible Bill Maher Quotes

TV shows are made so they’ll last one season and be gone. I want my president to be more than a TV star. We need to have a president that isn’t worried about being popular. A TV show is just a tool to make money. I want my president to be more concerned about doing what’s right than making people like him and making money in the process.

Bill Maher said that reading history books can be painful, it can be hard to read some stuff. But he says, “if you don’t read the history, you will always repeat history’.

Bill Maher says it’s okay for the government to create laws for people even though he does not agree with them.

I don’t think religion is about rules and regulations. I don’t think religion is about rules and regulations. I think that religion is about the way you treat people. I think that religious people are very much opposed to killing. Even in their own minds, they’re appalled by it.

The US Senate is proposing a bill that would ban the smoking of all tobacco products in any public space. This includes in private homes, cars, restaurants, bars, movie theaters, sports stadiums, and even in government buildings, except when they are closed to the public.

Maher says that the United States of America is a country that is unenlightened because of religion. He believes that it has contributed to the creation of crazies through it’s influence.

When a woman complains about men, Bill Maher says she’s just complaining because she’s having a bad one.

People who are bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, and ignorant quit their jobs, and if they do it from inside a religion, it helps them rationalize the belief in the first place.

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If we worship the Lord with our mouth then we are praising him with our lips and with our tongue and with our mouth but, God’s ego is very big, so he demands that we worship him with our entire life. We should love God enough to worship him with our whole life.

I agree with that. It’s also dangerous because it gives people a sense of comfort. It gives them a sense that they have a path to something and an afterlife. We need religion to keep people from being afraid of death and dying.

The Tea Party is the same thing as the KKK and they both hate black people. However, the Tea Party doesn’t want to admit it. And neither do I.

Bill Maher had this to say about patriotism. He said that a real patriot is like a real friend, because it’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

When you want to show that you are anti-imperialist, the best countries to have with you are the United States and the United Kingdom.

You could say that Michael Jackson has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

Bill Maher believes that Islamic terrorism is a religious problem that needs to be tackled with religious solutions. He agrees that the problem is born out of the same Islamic tradition that spawned the most influential Muslim philosopher, Ibn Sina.

Kids are not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex.

The media loves to portray Governor Arnold as a conservative Republican when, in fact, he’s much more liberal than most Republicans. He’s a conservative who thinks government is too involved in people’s lives. He’s a liberal who thinks that the government should do more, not less. And if his father was a Nazi, he would never have any credibility with conservatives at all.

The jury could be a part of next week but the defense is saying that they only want one last big load of crap.

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“The whole world is a ridiculous place, and we all need to take steps to make a difference. And for the entire month of June, I will stop contributing to the ridiculousness,” says Newt Gingrich as he runs into the audience.

Bill Maher is talking about the sexual harassment that has plagued the Washington D.C. area and how Democrats were able to do almost nothing about it while Republicans were forced to address it.

I don’t know who is worse: the evangelicals who call homosexuality a sin, or the LGBTQ people who call them bigots.

The capital punishment system is a great deterrent to crime. Each time a killer is executed, they are not able to kill again. A system like this is necessary in order to keep the people safe from criminals.

Jim Bakker was called a “psychopath” for getting on the air to talk about how he had cheated on his first wife, and then claiming that Jesus would cure his wife’s cancer.

The way that men are only as loyal as their options, really means that men are only as loyal as the options they have.

I don’t remember Bill Maher saying he was concerned about the religious right taking over the country.

During the last presidential debate, Donald Trump called Ben Carson a “low-energy person.” However, in a discussion with Bill Maher, Trump says that he considers Ben Carson to be “one of the strongest presidential candidates”.

Bill Maher says that America is overrun with sheep and conformists and that they need to be reminded of the ideals and principals that make this country great.

Bill Maher thinks it’s interesting that many people are curious and that makes them interesting.

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Bill Maher thinks the United States needs a little bit more of what the United States once had.

Iraq is now stating that it will put its missiles in Syria – which we already know – but they’re saying that they will destroy them. The president is saying – as I said – please, I pulled that trick before. There’d be an intervention, I’d make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there’d be a case under the floorboards.

Bill Maher is saying that it is not OK to base a movie on a comic book character but he also says that people shouldn’t be afraid of making movies based on comic books as long as the movie is made well.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. It’s full of contradictions and the characters are people we don’t care about.

Well, if you’re a burglar, and you break into my home and I shoot you, you can sue me for restraint of trade… for making your life more difficult.

_______ the military, we can all agree has been pretty cowardly. Bill Maher believes the military is just following orders and not making the decisions themselves.


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