60 Short & Funny Motivational Quotes To Laugh About

I am my best friend. Because no one else will ever do it for me.

I would say so. The most important thing to remember is that there is no right or wrong. You have to find what works for you. So, it’s better to be the student who doesn’t listen, and then you are the kind of person who is always asking people what to do.

Because we’re trying not to be motivated by being sick, right? We’re trying to be motivated by being healthy and being active and doing yoga and so forth.

I love how Warren Buffett used to describe his investment strategy as ‘frugality.’ That makes total sense given his approach to investing and how he invests his money.

If you want to make yourself smile and feel happier, you should read these motivational quotes. It is always a good idea to read a few motivational quotes daily.

60 Short & Funny Motivational Quotes

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember: Fighting fire with fire usually involves us using water.

The key point here is that Billie Burke was a great actor who made a lot of money for a long time in Hollywood. But, more importantly, she had an enormous impact on the careers of a lot of people and was a mentor to many, including the person who played her on the show, who went on to win an Oscar for his performance.

Change is something that is constant and inevitable. Sometimes it is good but it is always bad. It is something that we can’t avoid but we do have a way to respond to it.

I feel like every tattoo says, in some way, that I’m not doing my best to live as fully as I should.

The people who are good at listening to themselves talk (“wise”) also like the company of other people who like to talk as much as they do (“night”).

I don’t understand how anyone can think they have a purpose in life when no one could have a purpose in life.

Do not delay in doing something that you can do the next day.

The best things in life are actually really expensive.

In most scenarios, you’re probably going to want to have multiple instances of the same object, like the above example.

You don’t have to be an Aikido Master or the best in the world to understand that when you are doing aikido things go wrong and you are learning from those mistakes.

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich said that women who don’t fit into their gender roles are not the ones who can influence history.

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I’ve been a bad person and I regret what I have done.

Every one is different and that is what makes them unique. They are all different and they all have a story to tell.

The world coming to an end today has already been tomorrow in Australia since last week.

Friendship is a very difficult thing to achieve, but a person who is your friend will be there for you when you need them. Friends help you. And they can make you laugh.

People should not be so clever. They have no understanding of what they are talking about.

I’m pretty good at skydiving, but I don’t enjoy it. It’s like when you fall off a building and you’re screaming and falling and it’s scary and you almost die. You’re terrified. It’s just terrible. And for a while, I was like that.

Robert Benchley was a famous American writer but he found out in later life he had no talent for writing but he couldn’t give up writing because he was too famous.

Nothing is impossible. It’s impossible to feel anything but optimistic about how the world should be.

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An open mind is more difficult than a closed mind, because the open mind can be persuaded by outside things.

When someone sighs, “Life is hard,” they can always ask to know what they really mean.

We can’t have everything, but the world is not a place of scarcity.

Every day should be sunny regardless of the state of the world. Be optimistic. Be positive!

If you are looking to make good decisions, you need to have good stories.

A dream is just a fancy that we have about the future. Most of the time, we only tell ourselves what a dream is like as we are awake. We only believe in it when we wake up.

To be happy, we must first feel sadness. This is proven by the fact that nobody knows what happiness is, even if they feel happy.

I don’t want to make money out of being a professor. I want to be a scientist. I want to be a researcher.

If space didn’t suck. Then, all humans would live in space.

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because they want to do it.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work.

The elevator to success is out of order. You will have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

The best way to learn to think like a proton is to see every proton as a neutron.

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When you feel bad, stop feeling bad and be good. If you can’t do it, then be awesome.

There are ideas and there are the resources to carry out an idea.
– That’s what makes us unique.
– We don’t wait for ideas.
– We go after it with a club.

To me, this quote also shows that diamond is a better investment than coal, because diamonds do well under pressure.

People are crazy to be happy.

Note that there isn’t a reference to the original meaning of the word crazy, which is someone suffering from a mental illness.
The original meaning of the word crazy is “mad” or “insane”.

I’ve found a related example in “The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. This statement is sometimes used as a metaphor for something that seems to be wrong but eventually turns out to be correct.

If you are going to throw stones at someone let it be honest stones, don’t throw stones at people you don’t like.

You didn’t fail the test. You just found a 100 ways to do it wrong.

If you let your small business get too big it’ll break your neck.

The best things in life are free – if you don’t spend any money you can have a good time.

Being motivated helps you to be successful. That’s why I recommend that you do the things you want to do daily. Be like Zig Ziglar and do the things you want to do so you’re more motivated.

The light at the end of the tunnel will remain permanently off due to budget cuts.

I have to admit, there are times when I just go all-out, and I’m completely out of control, and everything is happening.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade by squirting it in someone’s eye.

There are times when we have to learn from the mistakes of others and not repeat them. There are also times when we have to make the mistakes ourselves and learn from them.


A few harmless flakes of snow working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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“Working diligently and keeping a positive attitude will eventually make you a boss and work for twelve hours a day.”

I also thought of the original meaning of “put in your time” in the sense of “I will serve for a time,” where it means you are serving a time of probation or probationary experience.

Most people get to where they are in life by doing a lot of things that don’t matter. Successful people are determined to do one thing they are good at that works, and they stick to it.

You can be nobody for all I care, but I’m pretty sure you’ll get everything you want.

The simple philosophy of Alice Roosevelt Longworth is that if something is empty, you fill it up. If something is full, you are going to start scratching it.

When you are small, it seems that you cannot be effective in your career, but that is only because you have not had to work to accomplish what you are attempting.

If a person was born into a family with a genetic predisposition to be an alcoholic, that person can develop the problem even if they were raised in a loving home. That’s like saying that if a person has an unhealthy genetic predisposition to be a smoker, they can develop that problem even if they are raised in a loving home.

Winnie the Pooh said that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

The most dangerous man to any government is the man whom the government fears most, for he is likely to be the one who is unafraid of the government — and the most dangerous woman to any government is the woman that the government fears most, for she is likely to be the one who is unafraid of the government.

Every action has a reaction. Every reaction has an action. If you do not try, then you will suffer the consequences of it.

Marilyn Monroe has a point. Women who want to be equal with men lack ambition.

I have to give credit where credit is due. There are a few of us who have been fortunate enough to get to share the stage with Robin Williams. He has been a wonderful friend and the funniest man I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The quote he shared tonight is one that he has said many times. I am proud to have shared the stage with him.

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