45 Funny Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

When Tom Kenny portrayed SpongeBob, his voice was just a regular voice, but he grew to be a real star, and his voice got better and better.

Spongebob is an adorable sponge that lives in a city called Bikini Bottom. It is inhabited by weird creatures like crabs, sea slugs, star fish, and other sea creatures.

Spongebob is one of the most entertaining characters on Nickelodeon.

45 Funny Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

A) The fact that he is in charge of the “dumb” half of a dumb and dumber team is proof [in and by itself] that he is dumb.

I think I have a magic place to hide if things get really bad. Indoor. Indoor. Indoor. Take it away penny.

SpongeBob didn’t mind sleeping in the cold, hard ground when Captain Krabs slept in his warm, dry tent.

“A five letter word for happiness…” is what he said.

A good friend will make someone see the truth. If you’re the truth, you will only be recognised by friends.

If you are an actor, you have to accept the fact that some aspects of your body are not perfect, but if you are a director, you have to accept that your cast don’t all have the same features. This is a really important thing to remember from an actor standpoint.

7. I say “excuse me” to the person sitting on my face … and no one says “excuse me” back.

When you grow up you might be the smartest person in the world but it doesn’t mean that you have the capacity to expand your vocabulary. The world is full of people who know a lot of new words. My vocabulary is expanding, but it is still not infinitely expanding. Even with the largest dictionary, there is probably a word that I don’t know.

Patrick: Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.

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I’m not sure if you have ever met a person who actually used the term “cool”. The term “cool” is a thing that people use on the internet. Like other people, you use it online, but you’re rarely, if ever, used in an actual in-person conversation.

Well, the best thing about a secret is being able to just do a whole bunch of different things in public without anyone ever knowing exactly what those things are.

Being on a farm with the critters, you might feel like you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.

I’m not a man, Patrick. I’m a sponge. Now, let me get back to the story.

Some of us have to go deep into ourselves to solve our problems. It means it takes effort, though. It can be frustrating to dig deep inside ourselves and get to the answer.

The fact that he does not have a license to drive or otherwise drive anything is never commented upon in any other episode.

Squidward loves being a sponge because he can use his spongebob brain to think of other things, but he’s also happy just being a sponge.

In order to explain the circumstances surrounding it, I’d like to point out that there’s three possibilities: This is what we are, we are this, or we are that. There is no other possibility.

I was not expecting to be fooled by a TV show about a cartoon sea creature.

With motivation, you can be anything you want.

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If I close my eyes the world doesn’t seem dark anymore, it’s just that I’m blind. If you’re blind the world is dark, but I don’t think the world is dark.

 Sometimes we have to dig deep inside of ourselves to solve our problems.

If we weren’t Atlanteans, we would be enjoying a healthy dose of dark humor and jokes.

The fact that Squidward didn’t use an actual quote is in and of itself kind of funny.

SpongeBob can sometimes be a bit of a drama queen – and we know he’s not in real life because he has such a silly voice.

If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend it would just be alright.

SpongeBob is having trouble with his pants and it’s starting to look like he has no clothes on!

If we can be a reason for people to change it will change them. We need to keep an open mind and be receptive to change. Change is hard, but necessary.

I’m absorbing his blows like I’m the softest sponge on the planet.

Sandy was going to leave her house tonight and go out in the streets. But, she didn’t want to risk being beaten from a distance.

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The key to following your path in life, is to follow your heart and let it lead you to your destination.

Patrick Star did not need beauty sleep to hibernate.
Hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.

If you believe in yourself and you have the right attitude, anything is possible.

The other day, there was a scene in which SpongeBob was running away from Mr. Krabs and he was crying like he was trapped in the hospital and couldn’t stop running.

We need to be aware, of ourselves. We need to admit our fears, and we need to change.

A: If I could have anything right now, I would want to be as smart as Spongebob.
B: If I could have anything right now, I would want to be as smart as Spongebob.

SpongeBob had his brain removed by Plankton for science. He couldn’t come back because he doesn’t have a brain.

Yes, like I’m sure that is true for most people in any other profession.

38. It’s not really true that we never know the true value of a moment until we become memory. If we want to be memory, we have to remember the moment now.

Squidward is one of the characters in SpongeBob SquarePants who has a very weird personality. He believes he is a fish and he has been having fun. His “best” friend is SpongeBob and Squidward is a jellyfish.

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A lot of times not all that matters is what you actually say, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.

I find this quote to be completely self explanatory.

If you can’t win the election by offering free stuff, then don’t offer it.

If you always let people step on you, you will never gain what you want.

When we refuse to cater to the whims and desires of others, we demonstrate the dignity of our own humanity.

If you’re going to start killing people for not being nice to you, you might as well rip the arms off.

Summary

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