Jimmy Fallon is a comedian and actor. He hosts Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on NBC.
His work in television has him as the host of “The Tonight Show” and the cast member of “Saturday Night Live”.
“The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon”: A late-2000s show starring Fallon as the host, and most weeks featuring a guest host or special guest.
He attended the University of Southern California for film school, and made his television debut in the show Late Night with Conan O’Brien on November 30, 1997.
I think that is the only true quote from the best comedian ever!
50 Hilarious Jimmy Fallon Quotes
The two men shared some good laughs at the expense of Donald Trump who is one of the only people on the planet who does not think he is hilarious. It was a pretty good gag but the real highlight of the show was when Jimmy revealed the true source of the words.
The funny thing is, he doesn’t actually do the moves in the video. Instead, he imitates the moves by standing in front of a mirror and making them over and over again.
It makes sense to me that Jimmy Fallon is an absurd guy. It’s a very good thing for his life and for his brand.
A big difference between Jimmy Fallon and John Kasich though is that Fallon has a real point of view on something and is not shy about sharing his opinions.
I am going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
I’m sure that lots of people would love to have a worse than average childhood. But what makes people think that they would be good at being a “child”? If anyone is good at that, I’d be the first to tell you to keep your hands off!
Thank you yard sales for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors that you think you’re important enough to charge rent for your trash.
I don’t think that’s quite what he was saying, but it’s true that the only thing I ever do is use a hand dryer – I just wave and say hello to the wall robot.
10th of 50 Jimmy Fallon Quotes
No one could have scripted a better ending for the Red Sox than this one. The Sox were a long shot to make the playoffs and to win the AL championship at all, but their improbable season has come full circle with the ALCS.
The publicist for Arnold Schwarzenegger is saying that the actor might run for governor of California. Reportedly the actor has not ruled out running for the governorship, but he needs that time to learn how to pronounce ‘gubernatorial’.
The New York Times ran a front page story yesterday on how Donald is really not that smart. The New York Times is just trying to get publicity.
The energy of Fallon’s voice matched the energy of his dance moves on the show.
Jimmy Fallon is a great host but it seems like the writers aren’t as excited about him as he is. There has been no real chemistry between him and the SNL cast. Fallon can’t even get on the show without it being his birthday, which is an incredible testament to how much he wants to be there.
“I’m so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they think, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.”
You can try out these and other paraphrases on a random word, then check the original below if you don’t get it right.
Jimmy Fallon has a pretty good life. He plays the big show and has a nice career. He’s also a member of the Maysville High School Class of 1983.
Jimmy Fallon is famous for his impression of the ghost in Ghostbusters, Ray Venkman. Ray is the brains of the group and the most serious. Jimmy was great at imitating his serious “ghost laugh” as Ray, but was not so great with his “ghost yell”, which was not meant to sound like a laugh, but more like a yell.
The way Jimmy Fallon says it, it comes off as being a joke. But, people over the age of 50 are still wearing them because the mesh netting and the lack of logo on the front are very appealing to them.
I think this is a pretty good paraphrase, because it is short and it tells the point of the quote. Jimmy Fallon made it seem that he actually likes pre-season football, he does not hate it, but he does not appreciate it. The paraphrase also makes sure that I do not need to do extra work to make sure I do not say something that can be misinterpreted.
5. The first line of the quote should NOT be paraphrased.
20th of 50 Jimmy Fallon Quotes
If you are going to make a career out of being a professional clown, mime, or balloon-animal maker, perhaps your relatives should be disappointed.
We’re all idiots, and we all stretch that way for no reason, like when we’re on the phone and our arms aren’t in the air.
Fallon talks about his new rule about being nice to people after they get fired.
When you go to a comedy club, and you see the audience laughing, it makes you feel good.
This one is a bit of a fun one by the way. I just wanted to share that Fallon was a huge fan of the New York Mets in the 1980s. His job at NBC in the 2000s may have been a little more secure than the one he had back in the 1980s when he was doing “Saturday Night Live”, so of course he would say that all sports teams were his team. But he clearly loved the Mets.
Jimmy Fallon was very protective of his family. His dad was a bit protective of his daughter. His parents both had a lot of friends. Jimmy got a basketball hoop for Christmas. The parents didn’t want him playing outside. It was a nice basketball court in the back. They only let him play there.
A comedian is a public speaker and entertainer. And it takes all of us. It’s our job to take care of the public and to tell them what’s going on.
I remember my first taco. I ate it in the early 90’s. And I remember it as a very sad taco. It was a taco made up of a sad chicken. Sad tacos make me sad.
I haven’t used an iPod Nano ever once. So it’s not like it’s a big deal for me. But the camera on the iPod Nano is actually pretty cool.
29th of 50 Jimmy Fallon Quotes
Fans of the Boston Celtics were psyched by the news that a movie is being made about them. They gave their all for this project and for us.
I was lucky enough to grow up in a house with parents who were kind and supportive (my mom was a kindergarten teacher, my dad a firefighter). I have to make them proud. I’m also the oldest son and I’m expected to take over everything, so it’s a lot of pressure. I have to do this right.
The real reason why you should look more attractive is because when you smile, a lot of people will like you and want to be around you. I’m not saying that you should be fake when you smile. Sometimes you should not smile because that can be annoying, but you always want to smile a little bit. If you have a boring face all the time, you’re going to look like a clown.
Jimmy Fallon said that he purposely does not go to therapy even though he knows his family will force him to go. He says this because he wants to be completely honest and not pretend he is okay.
As a bookworm, I’m all about using tools to help me get through the books I read. Kindle is an easy way to buy and download books, without me having to remember to bring them to my local bookstore.
I read the script and thought it was very witty and it had a lot of heart. I thought it could be a very funny, and also touching, love story.
I have two sisters and we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while. We tried a bunch of things and had even a surrogate.
Researchers tested a form of medical marijuana that doesn’t get users high. Now, doctors can recommend patients use this type of marijuana when it comes to pain management.
My first thought was oh really? They’ve already changed that? But then, no no, it’s not that.
For all the people asking me, “How can a football player be a comedian?” I have no idea.
39th of 50 Jimmy Fallon Quotes
If you don’t know how to get somewhere, ask a cab driver how to get there.
People tend to think that Jimmy Fallon is just a joke teller. But he’s much more than that. He is an idea teller. He is someone who is able to look at an idea and make it his. It’s his job and his duty to make the whole thing better. The whole idea of the show is to look at things that are in the news to make them funny. I’m not so sure that someone is going to be able to do that.
No, you did not. [laughs] There were some moments in there when you were there.
Jimmy Fallon admitted he just doesn’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic.
Jimmy Fallon said he wants to be a dad because he loves children, but he’s not really sure how to raise them. He said they are like puppies – 10 times as much work.
This is Jimmy Fallon, he’s the host of the show and he says that his best friend is his wife, and she’s the coolest, the greatest and she’s the smartest and she’s the funniest.
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The next year, the “Hazelnut Car” was introduced, which was powered by the heat generated by crushing the nuts. It was also reported that the engine of this car could break down when it reaches the heat of a sun.
The car was also said to be able to travel at 200 miles per hour. The car was supposed to be able to travel 25 miles in a day, and cost the average consumer more than $2000.
The research by the doctors from Yale University found that the top most dangerous job for developing brain cancer was the job of a plutonium hat model.
Thank you, people who say “Wow, you’re really photogenic”, for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person”.
You’re a fat guy with headphones on the subway so I’m assuming your parents molested you while you’re in a state of hibernation. It’s possible you’re an alien and you abducted me.
I think in the movie, we actually show the whole movie. We ask for you to stay for the whole movie and then we show the whole movie to 37,000 people.
When you leave something, you think about how you’d come back from that.
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